We have collected the elusive (and exclusive!) magazine Nontoonyte Tonite – Your Guide To The Island for you! This highly informative magazine will about such hip hop happenin’ places as the Punk Flamingo (located in the beautiful downtown Nontoonyte Mall), as well as include informative articles such as Going Native With Uncle Carlos! It also has articles about The Beach Watch, The Comedy Hut, and The Community Calendar which has informative articles about what to find, and what classes are available on the island – such as wood carving and grass weaving! Don’t forget to check out the schedule for the stunning Cherri Tart! Don’t forget to swing by Chip ‘n’ Dales – they welcome all swingers! This issue also includes the lyrics and music to Follow The Bouncing Fruit – which so many have found, well, amaze-zing! Also, if you’re in need of a lawyer, there’s a coupon for the islands most trusting trio of lawyers – Dewey, Cheatem and Howe! If all of that wasn’t enough to convince you to pick up this issue of Nontoonyte Tonite – Your Guide To The Island, we have also randomly thrown in an assortment of tickets, which YOU – yes you! – may find VERY useful!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13

MANUAL COPY PROTECTION:
Page – Ticket Number
3 – 00741
5 – 55811
6 – 30004
9 – 18608
11 – 32841
12 – 00993
15 – 09170
18 – 49114
19 – 33794
22 – 54482

LOCKER COMBO:
Page – Business
2 – Pink Flamingo
8 – Comedy Hut
9 – Nontoonyt Community Center
10 – Island Computer Center
10 – Bippi’s Island Liquors
12 – Freddi’s Feral Bar-B-Q
12 – Panti of the Month Club
12 – Chip ‘n’ Dale’s
13 – Island Office and Voodoo Supply
16 – Dewey, Cheatem and Howe
17 – Witch Doctor Appearance Center
18 – Piggi’s Coffee Shop
19 – Nontoonyt Nectarine Advisory Board
23 – Fat City
24 – Hurtz Rent-A-Bike

THE MAZE:

While in the maze, you will get thirsty, but don’t “drink the water” until you are literally crawling! When you see Patti on her knees, then drink.

The shortest possible path to get Patti through the bamboo maze is hidden in the manual, in the lyrics to the Nectarine Song on pages 14-19 of Nontoonyt Tonite (It begins, “Never, never, ever eat nectarines washed…”). The first letter of every word of that song tells you the directions to get through the maze: