Yep. It’s your breath spray.

Candy makes the perfect present.

These are more fun to use than to look at!

When you gaze deep into the diamond, you seem to hear the sound of wedding bells, and maybe diesel trucks.

The passcard reads: “Lost Wages Disco Admit One Member and Guest Remember: every Monday is Ladies Night!”

Even though a portion of the label is missing you can still make out the letters “nish” and “Fl”

Even though you only scored in the 28th percentile in your high school’s National Mechanical Aptitude Test, you’re fairly certain this is a hammer.

Operating on the principle of line-of-sight infrared trans-mission, the remote control baffles you completely. Although it appears to do nothing, aiming it at your groin while rapidly changing channels does make you feel quite silly.

Your wallet contains some wrinkled business cards, lots of notes, some credit cards (which don’t work in this game) and some cash.

Gee, a genuine BowlX!

You seriously question this wine’s heritage.