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Leisure Suit Larry 7

PENTHOUSE

The game starts in Shamara’s penthouse. Move the cursor to the top-left corner of the screen to view the menu. Select the Help and then About. to get the first point out of the 1000 points available in the game. While viewing the credits on the About page, select the first Where’s Dildo in the middle of the screen. An optional quest in the game is Where’s Dildo, which has thirty-two dildos hidden throughout various locations on the ship. Though they are not needed to complete the game, their locations are listed in this walk-through. Get the lil’ hair weave kit on the table. Get the vice grips from the table at the left side of the bed. Open the lil’ hair weave kit to find a needle. Combine the vice grips with the needle in the inventory to bend it. Use the bent needle on the handcuffs. Select other on the glass patio door and type “break” to exit the penthouse. Larry will board the cruise ship.

DES GRANDE ATRIUMO

Leisure Suit Larry 7

Select the second Where’s Dildo behind the right pillar. Right click and select the map from the menu to view the entire cruise ship.

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE

Peter will explain the Thygh’s Man Trophy contest, which will reward the winner to a week long cruise in her cabin. He will give Larry the TMT scorecard which lists six events that are held on the ship. After everyone has left the room, select the third Where’s Dildo at the right side of the barrel at the bottom-left corner of the room. Walk through the doorway to the aft deck.

AFT DECK

Select the fourth Where’s Dildo by the thin topiary at the back of the deck. West.

PROMENADE DECK

Select the fifth Where’s Dildo at the back of the topiary beaver. Talk to Peggy about her peg leg. Exit the conversation. Open the fire hose cabinet and get the fire hose. West.

FO’C’SLE

Select the sixth Where’s Dildo at the left side of the topiary sheep pot. Get the kumquats from the topiary sheep. Select the map.

KITCHEN

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Select the seventh Where’s Dildo hanging from the sausages. Look at the fish heads in the basket. Look at Fifi. Look at the fish net. Get the wrapped fish. Larry will throw the fish away but will keep the magazine. Read the magazine page. Operate the caviarmaster 2000. Get the pot from the counter. Get the salt from the counter. Exit the kitchen.

THE HEAVING HO’

Select the eighth Where’s Dildo in the Greek salad. Eat the bean dip. Select Larry and “fart”. Eat the bean dip again. Look at the hot meat counter. Select the ninth Where’s Dildo in the mystery meat tray. Talk to Wang twice to eat the s’pork. After he leaves to get more, get the heat lamp and the carving knife. Select the map.

CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL

Select the tenth Where’s Dildo in the bush at the left side of the changing area. Walk west to the pool area. Larry will talk to Drew. “Push” the branch in front of Drew to find the first Easter egg. Ask about Clothing and she will mention a cocktail named the Gigantic Erection. Ask about Drink. Exit the conversation and get the Persons magazine from the table. Select the map.

POOP DECK

Talk to the women in the Jacuzzi. Select the map.

CABIN 0

Larry will walk down the steps to the room. Select the eleventh Where’s Dildo at the left side of the bucket. Get the toilet paper. Get the spray can from the pipe under the toilet. Use the fire hose on the pipe at the left side of the room to fix the toilet. “Crap” in the toilet Whiz in the toilet. Use the toilet paper on Larry. Flush the toilet.

LIBRARY

Leisure Suit Larry 7

Select the twelfth Where’s Dildo in front of the grandmother clock. Look at the stuffed beaver. “Milk” the stuffed beaver to find the second Easter egg. Get the book on the right shelf about Fokker to read it. Get the book on the left shelf about electromagnetism. Select the map.

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE

Walk south. Talk to Johnson. Select the thirteenth Where’s Dildo at the left side of Johnson’s window. Ask for a lime juice. Ask for a Gigantic Erection. Exit the view of the window. Go through the green door to enter the changing room. Ask Johnson for another Gigantic Erection and then return to the changing room. Select the fourteenth Where’s Dildo behind the hay bales. Push the red button near the books to lower the lighting truss. Exit the room. Look at the lighting truss and get the spotlight. Put the heat lamp bulb in the empty socket. Ask Johnson for another Gigantic Erection and then return to the changing room. Push the red button to raise the lighting truss. Use the silicone lubricant on the deodorant. Select the map.

EMPLOYEES ONLY

“Push” the well-protected door to open it. Select the fifteenth Where’s Dildo under the table. Read the bulletin board six times to see the note about shaved dice. Read the bulletin board again to see the note for Peggy. Get the jackpot preventer from the bulletin board and the KZ jelly on the counter. Select the map.

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN

Select the sixteenth Where’s Dildo behind the right foot of the left statue. Look at Venus’ foot and get some dice from the big toe. Walk through the door to the casino.

PAIR O DICE CASINO

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Select the seventeenth Where’s Dildo on the stool at the blackjack table. Walk to the craps table. Select Larry and then select fart to make everyone leave the room. Look at the toilet paper in the inventory. Combine the toilet paper with the souvenir dice in the inventory. Play the craps table twice to get the legal dice. Use the shaved dice on the table to win the game and meet Dewmi Moore. She will invite Larry back to her cabin for a game of strip liar’s dice. Larry will enter the cabin.

CABIN 510

Win the game to return to Cabin 0.

CABIN 0

Select the eighteenth Where’s Dildo behind the toilet. Select the map.

CABIN 510

Get the bottle of powder from the tray. Exit the cabin.

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE

The Juggs will be performing on stage. After the show, Larry will return to his cabin.

CABIN 0

Select the nineteenth Where’s Dildo behind the pipe. Select the map.

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE

Get the battery powered chase lights on the stage. West. Get the remote control. Turn on the remote control. “Feel” the mixer to find the third Easter egg. Select the map.

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN

Climb up to the top of the scaffolding. Get the screwdriver from the toolbox. Use the battery powered chase lights on the steel spike. Turn on the remote control in the inventory. Select the map.

HORSESHOES COMPETITION

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Select the twentieth dildo on the horseshoe stake in the background. Use the TMT scorecard on the card slot on the centaur. Turn on the remote control in the inventory. Play the horseshoe court to win the competition. Get the scorecard from the card slot. Select the map.

CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL

Select the twenty-first Where’s Dildo in the bush at the right side of the changing area. West. Talk to Drew. Ask about the book to get it.

SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION

Select the twenty-second Where’s Dildo in the right booth. Use the TMT scorecard in the cybercard 2000. Push the green button at the right side of the room. Select the map.

LIBRARY

Walk north to talk to Victorian. Select Other and type anything. When she turns, get the Prudish and Proud book. Remove the book jacket in the inventory and then combine the book jacket with the erotic adventures of Hercules. Ask her to look for something else. When she turns, put the erotic book on the dull book on her desk. Get the mucilage. Exit the library and return to it. Walk north to talk to Victorian. Select the twenty-third Where’s Dildo behind the pineapple on the desk. Look at the computer monitor. Hold ctrl and select the left man on the computer monitor to find the fourth easter egg. Select The Weather to return to cabin 0.

CABIN 0

Select the map.

LIBRARY

Leisure Suit Larry 7

Walk north to talk to Victorian. Ask her about Sex, Prove it and Lovemaster 2000 to win the competition. Select the map.

PROMENADE DECK

Talk to Peggy about Cabin Boy. Select other and ask about “locker”, “combination”. “Xqwzts”. Select the map.

EMPLOYEES ONLY

Open the second locker on the bottom row and enter 38-24-36 as the combination. Walk west to meet Xqwzts. Ask him about Photographs, How?, Buy Pictures. Select the map.

DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO

Select the twenty-fourth Where’s Dildo at the right side of the entrance to the library. Talk to Peter about “passport”. Combine the mucilage with the dirty pictures in the inventory. Combine the sticky photograph with the cabin keycard in the inventory to make the photo ID. Give the photo ID to Peter to receive the passport. Select the map.

EMPLOYEES ONLY

Open the second locker on the bottom row and enter 38-24-36 as the combination. West. Give the passport to Xqwzts and he will leave. Get the custodial key on the shield. Use the screwdriver on the air vent to enter a dark room.

BLIND DESSERT TASTE TEST

Walk to the middle of the room and then undress Larry.

CABIN 0

The woman from the taste test will be in Larry’s room when he arrives. After she leaves, get the handkerchief from the floor. “Smell” the handkerchief. Select the map.

THE HEAVING HO’

North to the dessert room.

BLIND DESSERT TASTE TEST

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Look at the chair at the bottom-left corner of the table and get the folded paper. Look at the life insurance policy in the inventory. Select the map.

DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO

Select the twenty-fifth Where’s Dildo on the top-left balcony.

PURSER’S DESK

Use the white telephone and prank Peter six times. Call Annette Boning. Talk to Peter about Account. Look at the black telephone on the counter and press the red button to see Annette’s number. Select the map.

OWNER’S SUITE

Larry will arrive at the suite. Open the glass door to enter Annette’s room. Smell the bed. Climb in the bed to return to cabin 0.

CABIN 0

Select the map.

OWNER’S SUITE

“Unzip” the plastic bulge on the middle-left statue to find the fifth Easter egg. Push the red button to talk to Annette. Show her the carving knife. Press the red button again to talk to Annette. Give her the life insurance policy to receive the stock certificate. Select the map.

AFT HOLD

Use the custodial key on the aft hold to enter the bowling pin room. Use the deodorant spray on the bowling pin hopper. Select the map.

BOWLING COMPETITION

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Select the twenty-sixth Where’s Didlo behind the hippopotamus. Use the TMT scorecard on the fiberglass walrus. Get the bowling ball. Combine the KZ sexual lubricant with the woman’s handkerchief in the inventory. Combine the treated handkerchief with the bowling ball in the inventory. Play the bowling alley to win the competition. Select the map.

CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM

Enter the ballroom. Select the twenty-seventh Where’s Dildo in front of the curtains. Select Larry and “dream” to find the sixth Easter egg. Talk to Jamie Lee about “leisure suit”.

BRIDGE

Open the door to enter the control room. Select the twenty-eighth Where’s Dildo on the floor. Exit the room. Use the screwdriver on the electrical junction box. Use the jumper wire on either fuse. Climb up the ladder. Look at the sail. Use the carving knife on the sail when an announcement is made to get the polyester cloth. Select the map.

CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM

Select the twenty-ninth Where’s Dildo behind the statue at the right side of the room. Exit the ballroom and select any area on the ship. Return to the ballroom and select the thirtieth Where’s Dildo behind the bottom table. Talk to Jamie Lee and then give her the polyester cloth.

CABIN 0

Select the map.

CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM

Read the note on the door. Open the stage door to model the leisure suit.

CABIN 0

Select the map.

CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM

Read the note on the door.

BEST DRESSED COMPETITION

Select the thirty-first Where’s Dildo at the left side of the console. Unzip the mannequin’s fly to win the competition. Select the map.

LOWER AFT HOLD

Use the custodial key on the door to enter the beaver room. “Milk” the Venezuelan beaver. Select the map.

CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL

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West. Talk to Drew and ask about Fokker, Anton Fokker, Anton’s Fame, My place? and You can’t?. She will mention that she has lost her clothes. Select the map.

FORWARD HOLD

Use the custodial key on the door to enter the luggage room. Select the thirty-second Where’s Dildo behind the suitcase at the left side of the room. Get the suitcase. Select the map.

CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL

West. Use the orgasmic powder on the drink and then “drink” it to find the seventh easter egg. Talk to Drew about the suitcase and she will go to Larry’s cabin.

CABIN 0

Flush the toilet and Drew will exit the shower. Select the map and then select any area on the ship. Exit the area and return to cabin 0. Get the mold from the shower. Select the map.

KITCHEN

Use the mold on the cybercheese 2000 to make the Venezuelan beaver cheese. Combine the kumquats with the Venezuelan beaver cheese in the inventory. Look at the snake on the floor. Select the map.

COOK-OFF COMPETITION

Give the kumquat quiche to one of the judges. Combine the orgasmic powder with the kumquat quiche in the inventory. Give the quiche de Larry to one of the judges to win the competition.

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE

Listen to all of Willy’s jokes.

CAPTAIN’S QUARTERS

“Knock” on the captain’s cabin door to meet Captain Thygh. Give the stock certificate to Captain Thygh to complete the game.