Proof of Age – VGA

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In the remade, 1991 VGA version, I was much more sophisticated than the EGA version. There you have to add the Ctrl- key. Yep, you can bypass the trivia quiz by pressing Ctrl-Alt-X.

In the event you would rather educate yourself…
VGA – THE PROOF OF AGE QUESTIONS:
What taste treat is pictured to the left of the frankfurters in the “Palamino Ranch” brochure? b. Tacos
What do the cowgirls have at the Palamino Ranch? c. Jugs o’ moonshine
According to the “Palamino Ranch” brochure, where can you see oozing paint pots year ‘round? b. Carla’s Bad Caverns
Which of his cards does “Whose Whom” want Larry to use? a. Non
Which color is the line under the letterhead of the “Whose Whom” letter? a. Re
The map directing you to the Palamino Ranch looks like d. a closeup of Baked Beans.
What is the color of the sunset behind the cowboy riding the bucking bronco beneath the word “tenderfoot” on the “Palamino Ranch” brochure? d. Salmon
According to “Whose Whom,” Larry prefers his ladies’ derriere d. yes.
The man on the cover of the Palamino Ranch brochure is about to b. draw.
According to “Whose Whom,” what does Larry Laffer do for a living? a. Traveling software salesman
According to “Whose Whom,” what length legs does Larry prefer his women to have? b. Any length
The man in the little picture above the word “Activities” in the “Palamino Ranch” brochure is saddling up a c. fence.
According to “Whose Whom,” what kind of hair does Larry prefer his women to have? a. Clear
How far is the Palamino Ranch from the Humongous Tetons? d. 5 miles
How does the Vice President of “Whose Whom’s” Direct Male Department sign his name? b. Enthusiastically
In the small photo next to the word “spread” in the “Palamino Ranch” brochure, a cowboy seems to be hugging d. a cow.
Whose address appears at the bottom of the “Whose Whom” brochure? a. Sierra On-Line
According to “Whose Whom,” how well-endowed does Larry prefer his women? d. Medium handfuls
What will the folks at the Palamino Ranch show the “wimmenfolk” how to do? a. Pull taffy under the stars
Who is the Vice President of “Whose Whom’s” Direct Male Department? b. Adolph Muhweeny
“Whose Whom” thinks Larry and men like him are b. fabulouso, studly, sensitive.
The map that shows you how to get to the Palamino Ranch is c. a pile of beans.
Getting to the Palamino Ranch is easier than c. pickin’ off a saddlesore.
According to “Whose Whom,” how old is Larry Laffer? b. 40
The phone number for the Palamino Ranch is a. 1-800-ZIP-DOWN.
What’s not allowed at the Palamino Ranch? b. Spurs
What kind of contest is held on Tuesdays at the Palamino Ranch? c. Canyon Yodelin’
In the “Palamino Ranch” brochure, the gal sittin’ ’round the campfire is playing a b. guitar.
What color is the dotted line at the bottom of the “Whose Whom” letter? a. Navy blue
The address on the back of the “Whose Whom” letter is b. invisible.
Which one of the following is NOT one of the activities at the Palamino Ranch? d. Cattle rustlin’
What’s for lunch at the Palamino Ranch? c. Cornbred and chili
The Palamino Ranch is available for a. bar-mitzvahs.
What color is the border on top of the “Palamino Ranch” brochure? a. Blue-gray
The offices of “Whose Whom” are located in b. Salt Lick City.
The Vice President of “Whose Whom’s” Direct Male department signs his name with a d. red fine-tip pen.
According to “Whose Whom in America,” what kind of credit risk is Larry? a. Adequate
According to “Whose Whom,” how tall is Larry Laffer? c. Five feet, five inches
According to the “Palamino Ranch” brochure, Old Faceful erupts every a. 35 minutes.